I get this text from B this morning:
So, I’ve been obsessing about how I would make jalapeno bacon all morning (have I mentioned my job isn’t terribly exciting). Pan fry it with fresh jalapeno slices? soak it in the juice from a jar of jalapeno slices then bake it? I just don’t know. What I do know is I want to make it tonight but with B off eating delicacies elsewhere, I will undoubtedly eat an entire pound of bacon myself if I do this. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
Who wants to come over and help me eat a pound of bacon tonight? Come on, there must be a few takers out there somewhere. We can make jalapeno BLTs. Or mac and cheese with jalapeno bacon. However, I will need you to bring the bread, tomatoes, lettuce and/or mac and cheese. Thanks.